I’ve long been haunted by bokeh the memory of a stay in Paris’s crot Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby crot memek room screeching bokep bokeh so loudly crot that I wondered if I should offer to bokep perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the memek ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for crot caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, crot she rolled her eyes and memek declared the woman crot an ‘actrice’, bokeh or bokep sex worker.

Now, porn according to this new study from memek the ever-liberal Swedes, memek it crot all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and bokep all men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, porn porn the greater porn the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, crot you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: memek there’s crot sex as performance art, crot and porn sex as genuine intimacy. And bokeh when a woman memek is genuinely aroused, crot trusts her partner and memek is not fearing for porn a fragile male ego, crot she’s far more likely to gently sigh and porn moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing bokep The Erotic Review magazine, crot female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, crot they’d explain, bokeh so they could make porn their partner feel happy, porn while conserving their energy for bokeh other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another crot study by two researchers from the bokep University of Central Lancashire. They declared that bokeh erotic decibels were all about manners and bokep ‘manipulation’, bokeh and porn that women were prone to what they described bokeh as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, porn so to speak.

A new bokep study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, memek the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: porn ‘I’m enjoying this, porn but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, porn ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, bokep where loud bokep always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland bokeh said in porn 2014 bokeh after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: memek ‘As far as bokep I’m concerned, porn that’s what porn you should be memek doing.’

Well, memek only if you want to attract porn a certain kind of attention.

In their book, porn Sex At Dawn, bokep porn Christopher Ryan and crot Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy bokep during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby bokeh males that they were fertile memek and bokep keen to porn copulate.

If you’re a sex worker, memek I can understand bokep the need to advertise. But if you’re not, bokep then men should take heed: porn the best sex may just be the quietest.

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