I’ve long been haunted by the memory of crot a stay in Paris’s bokeh Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered crot if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned memek the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for porn caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, memek she rolled her eyes and memek declared crot the woman an ‘actrice’, porn or bokep sex worker.

Now, crot according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, porn it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and bokeh all men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, crot the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, bokeh you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: crot there’s sex as performance art, bokep and porn sex as genuine intimacy. And bokep when a woman is genuinely aroused, crot trusts her partner and bokeh is not fearing for bokep a fragile male ego, bokep she’s far more likely to gently sigh and bokeh moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen bokep in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, porn female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, memek they’d explain, porn so they could make their partner feel happy, bokeh while conserving their energy for porn other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and bokep ‘manipulation’, bokeh and bokep that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, porn so to speak.

A new study confirms the louder the cry bokep of ecstasy, memek the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked bokep (Stock Image

It was like saying: porn ‘I’m enjoying this, crot but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, bokep ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, bokeh where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland memek said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: crot ‘As far as I’m concerned, memek that’s what you should be doing.’

Well, crot only if bokep you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, bokeh Sex At Dawn, crot Christopher Ryan and memek Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and crot keen to copulate.

If you’re a sex worker, memek I can understand memek the need to advertise. But if you’re not, bokep then men should take heed: bokep the best sex may just be the quietest.

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