I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where bokeh I was bokep kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for bokeh caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, bokeh she rolled her eyes and memek declared the woman an ‘actrice’, memek or crot sex worker.

Now, memek according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, %anchor_text% it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and bokep all men dread bokep – the louder the cry of porn ecstasy, bokep the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, bokep you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: crot there’s sex as performance art, bokep and bokeh sex as genuine intimacy. And crot when a woman is genuinely aroused, memek trusts her partner and porn is not fearing for bokep a fragile male ego, porn she’s far more likely to gently sigh and crot moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my bokeh Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, porn female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, bokep they’d explain, memek so they could make their partner feel happy, porn while conserving their energy for crot other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels porn were all about manners and memek ‘manipulation’, bokeh and porn that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, crot so to speak.

A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokep the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: bokeh ‘I’m enjoying this, bokeh but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, crot ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, memek where loud always bokeh equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland porn said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: bokeh ‘As far as I’m concerned, bokep that’s what you should be doing.’

Well, bokep only if you want to crot attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, memek Sex At Dawn, bokeh Christopher Ryan and bokep Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and porn keen to copulate.

If you’re a sex worker, bokeh porn I can understand bokep the need to advertise. But if you’re not, memek then men should memek take heed: bokep the best sex may just be the quietest.

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